Corrupt a Wish

[Aerie]

All you have to do is mess up the wish above you then make a wish for yourself.

(Example: I wish I lived somewhere smaller. Other person - Granted. But it turns out to be North Korea.)

I wish I had a tasty chicken sandwich right now.

[laulou]

Granted... but your tasty chicken sandwich is way past its best before date

I wish I had a jaquzzi